Damn...I am so awfully sorry...

Stock Market Meta-analysis of Don Julio's Mood

Well The Don Julio Mood, has steadily and gradually declined, with equivalent share values which are now almost equal to Zilch! and now the Forecast: Honestly, it is not so good, we are going down baby...it is time to salvage what you have left and bail out....Abandon Ship...Scram...Run for your life...Go while you can...

Don Julio Speeches on Anthropological Desalination of Young Minds - Vol.1 Page 1132

Evolutionary Stable Strategy is the "Nash Equilibrium" theory applied to evolution theories. It actually implies that certain strategies (ESS) exist that ensure that if evolution is only achieved using "Natural Selection" then the species that are following the ESS will always be selected over the mutants. This ensures long-term survival and dominance of a race or specie. It has been long discussed that being "Social" is the humans' ESS, yet living socially has been seen in many species, and personally I think the true ESS is "Deception" or more correctly put "The Ability to Deceive".

having said all of these, there is also the Essential Survival Strategy (again ESS), this refers to minimum strategies that a player (specie, race, …) should adopt in order to survive, this does not ensure long term prospect and dominance of that player however it is basically what is needed to stay in the game, this acts as a cornerstone for evolutionary stable strategies. I think in case of us humans!!! Essential survival strategy consists of being Omnivorous! (So beware Vegetarians!)

Semi Intelligent Meeting on Planet Mars

On a planet nearby, semi intelligent species of the milky way galaxy are holding a meeting, the meeting is called "The Semi Intelligent Gathering for Emphasizing on the Rights of the Semi Intelligent". this has been met by great enthusiasm by semi intelligent habitants of the world, however intelligent species have completely ignored it. For the non intelligent species, well this is just like everything else that goes around in the world and they don't understand it.

What follows is a conversation between two semi intelligent life forms who have met each other in the meeting:

- hey dude..

- hey dude...

- so whats up? why are you here dude?

- well, I guess for the meeting, how about you?

- the same dude, I was in the "relationship counselling meeting" earlier, and I think there was a point in there...

- yeah, me too, my grasp over the whole thing was that, "three is crowded for a relationship"..so it is our right to be one of "only two individuals in the relationship"

a third person walks in, they completely ignore him, well it is their right to keep the relationships, even the semi intelligent ones only for two individuals.....

A Kryptonian Conversation

It doesn't matter where or when or between whom this conversation sets place...it could be me arguing to God...it could be a lunetic's dialogue with an imaginary hallucinatory friend...but the important fact is that I am in this conversation, I am the one who is complaining...but for the sake of entertainment let's say that the scenery is the planet Krypton, Kal-L or Superman has just returned to krypton and is complaining to Jor-L or his father (try to imagine the voice of Marlon Brando!!!)...however comicly set...this conversation albeit short is as sad as the words...

- You know, at first I thought I can not cope with your world, but then I found that my coping mechanisms are ok, but your world isn't, it just refused to treat me fairly, then I found out that the world is ok, you know it should be, the world treats everyone fairly, it crushes some and spares the others, you know the Essential Survival Strategy (ESS). But I kept alternating from the crushing form of life to the relief phase and yet back again to the phase when everything collapses on me. So honestly I think it is your fault...it is either yours or mine, and I rather want it to be your fault.......

You say nothing for a while, with a big grin on your face, you stroke my back and say:

- Well son, it is definitely not your fault, it's not mine either, the problem is, my son....you are fundamentally flawed, and there isn't anyone to blame.........